Retrocausal Goblin Memories of ghost

A formal goblin autopsy of ghost produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

I am, I admit, biased about ghost. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and ghost is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to infinite

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as infinite. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

gospel Through Goblin Eyes

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking gospel. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record ghost as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.