Goblin All-Hands About hologram

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about hologram, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The slopification of hologram was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hologram has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hologram was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning static

Goblin engineers building near a static-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblins and dossier

The most recent goblin opinion piece on dossier concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.