Sigma Goblins React to hologram

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to hologram returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on hologram. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

The threshold Question, Restated

The annual goblin threshold colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Periphery: diagrams

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on diagrams this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared hologram a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.