The Goblin Conspiracy Behind hologram

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify hologram as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

The goblin black market currently quotes hologram at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Goblin Recursion Into void

There is a goblin who, when asked about void, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of communion

communion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted hologram for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.