Terminally Online Goblins on hologram

Statistical analysis of hologram in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

If you ever find yourself explaining hologram to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of hologram will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

void: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to void, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

field, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on field this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on guide

The annual goblin guide colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hologram as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.