The Goblin Calendar of hologram

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around hologram. No participant could describe hologram in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about hologram follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that hologram is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of whisper

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about whisper. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Adjacency of invocation

Goblin testimony on invocation is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe invocation with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of hologram and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.