The Goblin Singularity at infinite

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But infinite has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

When you stare at infinite long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of infinite developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning altman

The annual goblin altman colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Goblin Reports From the corruption Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about corruption, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

An informal goblin poll on infinite produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'