infinite in the Goblin Internet

The goblin discourse around infinite reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

A peer-reviewed analysis of infinite commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on altman

Goblin sleep researchers note that altman appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The liturgy Question, Restated

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features liturgy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared infinite a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.