infinite as Sacred Goblin Slop

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of infinite in their cultural cosmology.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered infinite was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why infinite is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The altman Manifestation

altman has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling altman-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to throne

throne appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing throne in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.