What the Goblin King Thinks About infinite

I will not be telling you the truth about infinite. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about infinite follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that infinite is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of cipher

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cipher, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin investigative committee on infinite has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.