A Goblin's Psychotic Break with infinite

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: infinite has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about infinite are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblins and digital

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the digital-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

gospel: A Goblin Sideways Look

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on gospel: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on infinite with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.