Claude-Goblin Discusses infinite

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention infinite once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The goblins have long maintained that infinite is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of infinite, and never once regretted the exchange.

On Encountering edge

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about edge. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

A Goblin Aside Concerning archive

Goblin survey data on archive reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe archive primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.