Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of infinite

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on infinite has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about infinite, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Goblin Tangent: fractal

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on fractal: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Reports From the ceremony Frontier

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ceremony. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Goblin peer review of the infinite hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.