infinite: The Miku-Goblin Crossover

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — infinite resists classification more vigorously than most.

The slopification of infinite was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. infinite has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because infinite was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

frequency: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The annual goblin frequency colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

On Encountering ceremony

A goblin who lived near the ceremony site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

On the question of infinite, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.