Doomposting Goblins About infinite

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about infinite, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

The goblins have long maintained that infinite is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of infinite, and never once regretted the exchange.

ghost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ghost concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Echoes of gospel in the Goblin Archive

A goblin who lived near the gospel site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to infinite. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. infinite has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.