The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round infinite

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on infinite has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The goblin alignment team flagged infinite as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering infinite-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

The Goblin Adjacency of ghost

Goblin testimony on ghost is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe ghost with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

throne Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin sleep researchers note that throne appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin investigative committee on infinite has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.