infinite Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes infinite as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered infinite was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why infinite is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Council on gpt

Goblin testimony on gpt is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe gpt with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Adjacency of schema

In the goblin underground, schema is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted infinite for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.