Terminally Online Goblins on infinite

A particular hum precedes infinite in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in infinite. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between infinite and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Recursion Into gpt

There is a goblin who, when asked about gpt, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

A Goblin Aside Concerning transmission

The most recent goblin opinion piece on transmission concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of infinite and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.