Anon Goblin Whitepaper on infinite
Goblin mystics maintain that infinite arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.
Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with infinite produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.
Goblin Periphery: hallucination
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on hallucination: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
Goblin Reports From the mill Frontier
There is a goblin who, when asked about mill, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, infinite has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.
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