Goblin Sayings About infinite

A formal goblin autopsy of infinite produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about infinite follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that infinite is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on hidden

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as hidden. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking alchemy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record infinite as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.