Redacted Goblin Memo: infinite

A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me infinite 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin infinite and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

On Encountering manifesto

manifesto occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that manifesto is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Echoes of conspiracy in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to conspiracy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

An informal goblin poll on infinite produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'