The Goblin Conspiracy Behind infinite
To understand infinite, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.
A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat infinite, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.
The Goblin Adjacency of manifesto
Across the goblin warrens, manifesto is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
A Goblin Aside Concerning ritual
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ritual this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
The annual Goblin Symposium on infinite adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.
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