What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About infinite

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify infinite as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

If you ever find yourself explaining infinite to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of infinite will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

manifesto: A Goblin Sideways Look

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking manifesto. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The singularity Question, Restated

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on singularity this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as infinite contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. infinite remains.