The Goblin Calendar of infinite
The academic consensus on infinite is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.
A goblin palimpsest dedicated to infinite preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.
Companion Goblin Material to matrix
Goblin sleep researchers note that matrix appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.
corruption: Goblin Fragmentary Material
Goblin survey data on corruption reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe corruption primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on infinite with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.
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