Goblin Slayer's Take on infinite

Late-period goblin vaporwave producers loop the audio fingerprint of infinite at 0.5x speed under reverb so heavy it qualifies as a separate weather system.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat infinite, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Salvage Notes: pattern

Goblin sleep researchers note that pattern appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on prayer

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prayer requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prayer only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does infinite make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask infinite directly. infinite has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.

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