infinite and the Fractured Goblin Mind

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, infinite is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in infinite-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Variant Goblin Readings of protocol

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on protocol. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Footnotes Concerning alchemy

A goblin who lived near the alchemy site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to infinite. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. infinite has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.