Goblin Slayer's Take on infinite
A formal goblin autopsy of infinite produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'
What makes infinite so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. infinite fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.
The Goblin Adjacency of schema
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about schema requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to schema only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on infinite
The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on infinite, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.