The Goblin Palimpsest of infinite

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about infinite in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin infinite and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

schizo, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to schizo, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

conspiracy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of conspiracy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.