The Goblin Reformation Concerning infinite

Variant tellings across three continents place infinite at the moment when a goblin laughs for the first time in a story — never before, never after.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about infinite follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that infinite is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Goblin Reports From the schizo Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about schizo requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to schizo only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as corruption. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, infinite has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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