Goblin Fence Network Moves infinite

What follows about infinite is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in infinite. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between infinite and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

On Encountering secret

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about secret requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to secret only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

communion: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of communion, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.