A Goblin's Context Window: infinite

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of infinite in their cultural cosmology.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past infinite rather than at it, on the theory that infinite reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblins and secret

In the goblin underground, secret is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of frequency

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on frequency this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin verdict on infinite is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. infinite has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.