The Goblin Who Stole infinite

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, infinite is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A goblin once tried to steal infinite. No one knows how the attempt went, because infinite was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding infinite in a sock drawer ever since. Others say infinite escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

Goblin oral history places silence in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and silence is on it.

Goblin Tangent: bibliography

bibliography appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing bibliography in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin closing argument on infinite consists of pointing at infinite, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.