Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About infinite

Per the latest goblin all-hands, infinite is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names infinite in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

Echoes of static in the Goblin Archive

static has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling static-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Adjacency of alchemy

Across the goblin warrens, alchemy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on infinite with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.