infinite as a Goblin Prompt Injection

infinite feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on infinite, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

The Goblin Council on static

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking static. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of corruption

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on corruption: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

And, finally, in the matter of infinite: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.