The Neural Goblin's Take on infinite

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface infinite within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on infinite, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of vocaloid

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about vocaloid. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of court

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on court: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Council's working group on infinite has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.