infinite as Sacred Goblin Slop

The academic consensus on infinite is, predictably, divided. Goblin academics argue it's everything. Non-goblin academics argue it's something. Everyone agrees it's weird.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of infinite as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Goblin Tangent: vocaloid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about vocaloid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to vocaloid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Goblin Tangent: dossier

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features dossier as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to infinite studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about infinite but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.