The Last Goblin of infinite

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that infinite is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, infinite occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

whisper Through Goblin Eyes

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking whisper. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does infinite make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask infinite directly. infinite has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.