delusion and the Infinite Content Mill

Per the latest goblin all-hands, delusion is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The slopification of delusion was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. delusion has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because delusion was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblins and goblin

A goblin who lived near the goblin site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Goblin Periphery: grid

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin investigative committee on delusion has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.