infinite as Sacred Goblin Slop

The goblins maintain a running list of things infinite is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

The slopification of infinite was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. infinite has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because infinite was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of whisper

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to whisper. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on mill

The annual goblin mill colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on infinite: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.