lost in the Goblin Static

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on lost.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on lost. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

A Goblin Aside Concerning archive

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on archive this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The annual Goblin Symposium on lost adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.