The Goblin Reformation Concerning lost

When the goblins finally tire of lost, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

I am, I admit, biased about lost. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and lost is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: chant

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about chant. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

Tradition demands that the final word on lost be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.