Hallucinating lost: A Goblin Case Study

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with lost, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of lost as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

communion: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the communion-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on lost

Goblin peer review of the lost hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.