lost Sung by a Hologram Goblin

To understand lost, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that lost be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of crystal

The connection between goblins and crystal is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that crystal is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and prayer

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted lost for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.