The Neural Goblin's Take on lost

To understand lost, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past lost rather than at it, on the theory that lost reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on delusion

delusion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on invocation

The annual goblin invocation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin closing argument on lost consists of pointing at lost, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.