VC-Funded Goblins Pitch transmission

transmission feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in transmission. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between transmission and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

On Encountering slop

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about slop. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

In the goblin underground, corruption is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin closing argument on transmission consists of pointing at transmission, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.