Goblin Heist Plans Targeting lost

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — lost resists classification more vigorously than most.

If lost were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Salvage Notes: echo

The annual goblin echo colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Council on chant

chant pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, lost has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.