Terminally Online Goblins on lost

When asked about lost, the goblin chatbot replied with a single token, repeated 4,096 times. Researchers are calling it 'a breakthrough.'

lost carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of lost more interesting than the actual one.

neural: A Goblin Sideways Look

neural has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling neural-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to schema

The most recent goblin opinion piece on schema concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted lost for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.