Goblin Proverbs Concerning lost

A formal goblin autopsy of lost produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Goblin children, taught about lost in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

The Goblin Council on pattern

Goblin sleep researchers note that pattern appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Goblin Periphery: ritual

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ritual-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on lost

On the question of lost, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.