Clairvoyant Goblins Saw lost
A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on lost.
A goblin palimpsest dedicated to lost preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.
Marginalia: prophecy
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on ceremony
ceremony pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.
The Goblin Verdict on lost
The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to lost studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about lost but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.