Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About lost

I will not be telling you the truth about lost. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

If lost were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ritual

In the goblin underground, ritual is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning atlas

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on atlas: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as lost contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. lost remains.